Mill Hill Vets v Old Fullerians (by Mike Reed)

Mill Hill 24 - Old Fullerians 15

2nd February 2008 - Home

Clive Hancocks OF vets arrived in a similar dishellved manner to the way we normally do, so it was no coincidemce that the game did not ko until 1:30. This though did allow Tarquin and Smythy to check up on how things were going in the "street" and what a pity Vera had popped her curlers. Also Dot Cotton what a star….surely a soap oscar beckoning.

After various cry offs including a case of family brown stuff overflow (gilo) a spying mission to Russia (00Darkie) , a dickie ankle like my grandmothers (fallon) and easiest to get out of "a birth" (Davy Jones) we ended up with 18 which was a good effort.

Peter Davis having brough his sports direct plastic kit bag with his "boots" in had a terrible effect on Technical as he though he may be out technicalled with Peter having just had two knees replacement operations may actually have een in more of a fit state to play than Tim, luckily for Tim he'd brought his stuffed girraff to show barry how far he could be lifted if tim wasn't doing the lifting, what a neck!

Ron Sidestep Stolle, he of the worlds best golfer and dummier category was also in attedance not having been down the club for sometime. Ron mentioned that the game had'nt speeded up any since his day…well that’s not difficult he ran faster backwards than forwards…..…and that if my 85 metre try had been filmed, the camera man would have ran out of film by the time I'd touched down over the whitewash………..Did I tell you about my try?????? Well it went like this I got up about 7:30 on Saturday morning thinking what a lovely day for a game of rugby , light breakfast of kedgerree, a rub down by my permanetly on hand masseuse and I was ready to make my way to the stadium ………..etc etc etc….. I then got the ball on my own try line and worked my way down the lenghty pitch like the northern whippet that I always have been (surelysumistake Ed, had been….) to score over fullers try line with no help whatsoever from my team mates. Except Shag who nearly tackled me into touch………as usual Mellisha missed a dead easy kick.

In the first half Mill played up the slope and fairly sharply went behind when the Fullers scrum half noticed Legs our full back was actually reading the sporting life looking to choose a winner in the 1:35 at Catford. Legs didn’t even know fullers had scored never mind seeing the chip into the box that he wasn't guarding…..kick missed 0-5. Mill spluttered and started and were not really getting much fluency into the game, perhaps to to having uncontested scrums , still storming runns and suport by Tarquin, Barry, and Sterny Nobster playing scrum half with aplomb (so well indeed sterny is about to unretire) …..woke Mill up and it wasn,t too long before smythy crashed over in true top try scorere mode…he's still got the top try scorer statue that he bought for himself way back in 84….on the mantle. Just behind smythy as so often was the case was Diamond Dan...…Mellish somehow and god only knows how got the ball over the bar 7-5. Good half breaks by skippy kept the momentum up and only Alexs poor hands stopped Mill breaking out wide, Legs also having backed the loser in the catford race was now so riled that he snapped out of self pity to make telling incursions, this time resulting in Dollys handling error, usually Dollys handling of things on the pitch is quite good ….so I've been told. Big Ross very nearly got into full long range running mode, but didn't. Saving himself for Sundays Hells 2nd row Angels Bike bash at EXCEL where he was due to be modelling the new Harley Jockster non jumping model. Anyway more linking play and breaking by skippy with support by alex now with new hands put gillespie in with a sublime reverse pass. 12-5 forget the mellisha bit…ok I will. I'd just like to say at this juncture that Mill didn’t score on my side of the pitch………however on Mct s side foe he was playing the full 80 for them, Mill were running riot. H-T 12-5.

Mct and I had a convesation while there was a bit of rucking going on, he said he spoke to Ken my brother about him soon to become a dad, and that Ken hadnt taken too kindly to Mcts suggestion of calling the baby "Chip", never mind calling it "Olata" if it’s a girl.

We now gave OF's Mellisha as a replacement for me .... At this point OFs all just wanted to go home, but referee Mr Maycock of the London society had been having such a wonderful fluent conversation with them , that he wouldn't let them go, and anyway there replacements had just turned up. Blaky in resplendant blue scrum cap and red face now came on for big ross, blakys understanding and hearing of the line out calls were now of major concern for barry as barry would rise 6 inchs then rise no further. (theres another story there somewhere but I think its really to do with 4inchs?) Blaky then somehow kneed himself in the kidneys…. and had to retire. Just after this Gilly and Shag made a break feeding the ball to Legs who failed to heed Gillys advice and was now to be called a nasty word for the rest of his life.

Then came the telling moment (that'll be me then) as the Mill Hill full back caught the ball under his own sticks and ran 95 metres for a gloruios try. 17-5 (whoops 8) Fullers did do something rather unusual in a vets game and kicked a penalty goal….mind you they didnt have mellisha playing for them - so it was obviously worth a shot.. ….needless to say the kick went sailing down dollis brook. We then had to withstand a lot of pressure from a very game fullerians team and they duely scored a try after repeatedly being repelled, it was fully deserved,, 17-15. With about 10 mins to go , it was a good close game, luckily Mill picked up ther all round game and Alex punched through the middle after a good quick tap penalty tap and run from crackers and barry put wing commander airey in under the posts. (22-15) at this point it captain reed turned to reliable Johnny Crackers to duley slot over 24-17. There was a rather odd case of me cocking up just after this but its not worth reporting.

Another good fun vets game enjoyed by all….

Team. Technical Tim, Johnny Cracknell, Jumbo Tarquin Spur Adams, Big Ross, low flying Barry, Dolly Pollack, Smythy, Diamond Dan, Sterny Nobster, Skippy, Mellishsa, Gilly, Alex, Steve Hagg, Legs.

Reps Blaky, Reedy Mct, Pete Davis. Mct played all game for fullerians as hooker, Capt Reed played 40 mins for Old Fullerians as non combatant winger, then switched allegiances when there cavalry arrived. Peter Davis offered himself to fullerians however as they had no "fiery jack" - things just wouldn't have worked out. Plus he had to think of Technicals safety.

Ref Mr Maycock of the London Society.
Linesmen Gold Flag Charlie Hurst - Engel Park Society : Chocolate Flag Guy Reed -- Thornfield Avenue Society:

Lovely food as usual by Wayne and Rebecca. THANKS.

The vets then had a whip round and presented Eloïse with a simple gift for all her hard work in setting up Mill Hills website - really helping everyone keep in touch.